How do you feel at this moment?
Here is a joke i translated from greek out of my 75 pages collection...
No offence Cynyx, just a joke cz im bored :P :P :P
Cynyx ethusiastically goes to the forest to hunt. He sees a small brown teddy bear, aims and kills it [Bo0m He4dSh0t!].
Then he feels something on his shoulder, turns back and sees a huge black bear that tells him:
"Cynyx, i've seen what u did! U have 2 choices... Either i attack and kill you, or we have sex"
Cynyx decides that he prefers to live so he bends over and gives himself to the bear [*censored*]. His bum hurt for 2 weeks! but when he got well he decided to go back for revenge. So he finds the black bear and kills it. Then, suddenly, he feels something on his shoulder. He turns back and sees a giant Grizzlie [kind of wild bear].
"Cynyx, i've seen what u did! U did a huge mistake.. U have 2 choices... Either i tear u in a million pieces, or we have WILD sex"
Once again, Cynyx prefers to live, since he is too young to die, so he bends over. [*CENSORED* (capital cz this was HARD and WILD)].. His ass hurt for 3 months, he couldnt even sit down! So when he got well, filled with anger, he decides to go back for revenge.. He finds the grizzlie and kills it.. BUT again, he feels something on his shoulder. He turns back and sees a massive Polar Bear! The polar bear tells him....
"Admit it Cynyx... You dont come to the forest for hunting..."
No offence Cynyx, just a joke cz im bored :P :P :P
Cynyx ethusiastically goes to the forest to hunt. He sees a small brown teddy bear, aims and kills it [Bo0m He4dSh0t!].
Then he feels something on his shoulder, turns back and sees a huge black bear that tells him:
"Cynyx, i've seen what u did! U have 2 choices... Either i attack and kill you, or we have sex"
Cynyx decides that he prefers to live so he bends over and gives himself to the bear [*censored*]. His bum hurt for 2 weeks! but when he got well he decided to go back for revenge. So he finds the black bear and kills it. Then, suddenly, he feels something on his shoulder. He turns back and sees a giant Grizzlie [kind of wild bear].
"Cynyx, i've seen what u did! U did a huge mistake.. U have 2 choices... Either i tear u in a million pieces, or we have WILD sex"
Once again, Cynyx prefers to live, since he is too young to die, so he bends over. [*CENSORED* (capital cz this was HARD and WILD)].. His ass hurt for 3 months, he couldnt even sit down! So when he got well, filled with anger, he decides to go back for revenge.. He finds the grizzlie and kills it.. BUT again, he feels something on his shoulder. He turns back and sees a massive Polar Bear! The polar bear tells him....
"Admit it Cynyx... You dont come to the forest for hunting..."
i drink a lot of coffee to be highly capable.I'm impatient to be this evening
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FuzzyBear9
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Tried new keyboard today. Raptor K1. Played on the public server. Little improvement in key response over my current cheapy Logitech keyboard. Feels miserable seeing almost double deaths vs kills at the end of a round 
Perhaps I need to get a skateboard and fix some nitrate boosters to it, drink a lot of vodka (though its been a while). Attach myself to the back of a Boeing 747, fire those nitrate boosters and wave at the passengers as I accelerate past them on the runway waving a flag with the words, 'KPD=0.58 don't try to stop me...'
Hehe
Only a fully trained Jedi, with the Force as his ally can defeat Vader...
...look out!!!
Perhaps I need to get a skateboard and fix some nitrate boosters to it, drink a lot of vodka (though its been a while). Attach myself to the back of a Boeing 747, fire those nitrate boosters and wave at the passengers as I accelerate past them on the runway waving a flag with the words, 'KPD=0.58 don't try to stop me...'
Hehe
Only a fully trained Jedi, with the Force as his ally can defeat Vader...
...look out!!!
First BE - Then DO - Only then TELL
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Man, who gived this cool weed to u? i want to smoke it tooFuzzyBear9 wrote: Perhaps I need to get a skateboard and fix some nitrate boosters to it, drink a lot of vodka (though its been a while). Attach myself to the back of a Boeing 747, fire those nitrate boosters and wave at the passengers as I accelerate past them on the runway waving a flag with the words, 'KPD=0.58 don't try to stop me...'
Hehe
Only a fully trained Jedi, with the Force as his ally can defeat Vader...
...look out!!!
Hehe, I dreamt of having a kpd of 1.00.. and... NOW IT IS 1.07.. Hoooraaaay... I have a looooot of fun playing and I do become much better in some skills.. so, dont worry about KPD.. play with good players and enjoy yourself..
I have a looooot of fun playing and I do become much better in some skills.. so, dont worry about KPD.. play with good players and enjoy yourself..QOTD: O2 Broadband Usage policy:"...you can download as much as you like, but not more than 100GB per month..."
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FuzzyBear9
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Thanks mates,
Your words of support are appreciated, especially KIO's point about enjoying oneself and playing with good players. Congrats on a KPD of 1.07!!
Hopefully, soon, I will be able to say the same!
Fede, you're supposed to SMOKE it???!!!
Sheeezzzz!!!! 
I think I will go online and practice some more.
Your words of support are appreciated, especially KIO's point about enjoying oneself and playing with good players. Congrats on a KPD of 1.07!!
Hopefully, soon, I will be able to say the same!
Fede, you're supposed to SMOKE it???!!!
Sheeezzzz!!!! I think I will go online and practice some more.
First BE - Then DO - Only then TELL
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FuzzyBear9
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