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anti got it [almost]

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not a enigma but some stupid game for George B. fans :lol: .
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm
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Another one:
A man has only a match.He enters at his house and wants to reheat himself because it does cold.
He has a frying pan to gasses and the other to the oil.
What will it light in first?
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Lol.. He will light the match first:)
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KIO wrote:Lol.. He will light the match first:)
Damn, shit! yes... :D
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I will post mine soon..:)
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1=2


We assume that a=b. So if we multiply by b both sides of the equation:

ab = b²
a²-ab = a² - b²
a(a-b) = (a+b)(a-b)
a = (a+b)

As a = b; replacing b:

a = (a+a)
a = 2a
1 = 2


Where is the fault? Whats wrong?
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Loool xD
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Too hard or what? :D

I posted this 6 months ago!
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Oh shit ![/quote]

(a=alcahol+b=beer) :metal:
so (a+b=pissed) :zombie:
so whats missing is a toilet cos after a beer a need to pee :beer:
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DHR_000x wrote:Too hard or what? :D

I posted this 6 months ago!
hmmm i missed that.

Let's check lines of ur demonstration :
DHR_000x wrote: ab = b²
with b = a
ok a² = a²
DHR_000x wrote: a²-ab = a² - b²
with b = a
a²-a² = a²-a²
0 = 0
ok
DHR_000x wrote: a(a-b) = (a+b)(a-b)
with a= b,
0 = 0
ok
DHR_000x wrote: a = (a+b)
To have this line u divide by (a-b), and because a=b mean u divide by 0.
It's not allowed to divide by 0.
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is the answer PUTIN :rofl:
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don't write that here ...


lol
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Cynyx wrote:It's not allowed to divide by 0.
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DARKIUSMAXIMUS wrote:is the answer PUTIN :rofl:
LOL :rofl:
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DHR_000x wrote:Too hard or what? :D

I posted this 6 months ago!
In fact on the answer was already on the picture that zoubab posted just above :) . But it isn't visible anymore :hmmm:
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could you possibly guess what's 'ROTFLMBOUMGCAACTO4M' ?
I think not (well I couldn't) :rofl: :rofl:

Well the answer is: 'Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Bollocks Off Until My Girlfriend Came Along and Cut Them Off for Me' :D (http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/R ... MGCAACTO4M)

Also for acronyms and slang i suggest you check out this site: http://www.urbandictionary.com/ I use it all the time.
For example there's a good illustration of when people use the word 'lol', which is not only limited to expressing laughter, as you probably now. :
1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."
2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."
3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."
4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

The 2nd and 3rd one are so true :D

And don't you even dare to say 'lol' to my long post now :moral: :rofl:
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F1r3 wrote:could you possibly guess what's 'ROTFLMBOUMGCAACTO4M' ?
I think not (well I couldn't) :rofl: :rofl:

Well the answer is: 'Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Bollocks Off Until My Girlfriend Came Along and Cut Them Off for Me' :D (http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/R ... MGCAACTO4M)

Also for acronyms and slang i suggest you check out this site: http://www.urbandictionary.com/ I use it all the time.
For example there's a good illustration of when people use the word 'lol', which is not only limited to expressing laughter, as you probably now. :
1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."
2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."
3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."
4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

The 2nd and 3rd one are so true :D

And don't you even dare to say 'lol' to my long post now :moral: :rofl:
MDR :zombie:. I let you discover the meaning :-P
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we just say 'лол' :) although I prefer to use the english equivalent even when speaking with russian people
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4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

:rolleyes:
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