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I read/post at many different forums and most of them have a special thread where people quote other forum member's posts that they find to be interesting and funny. So why don't we have smth similar here? Try not to quote too offensive posts and also if you find a funny quote about yourself in this thread and get offended in any way then you just fail to laugh at yourself (fell free to quote posts of any kind about me :) )

I'll start:
LyRiC@L_g wrote:
Cynyx wrote:my "worksation" :beer:
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This looks like a French Dump :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
-only kidding!
Cynyx wrote:
DARKIUSMAXIMUS wrote::mad: :mad: i cant beleive u posted that score ffs pish map pish game u make me look SHIT :angry: :angry: :angry:
nobody reads our forums DARKIUS, don't worry ...
And it's better sometimes when people think you are shit : in that way you can surprise them, kick their ass and make them angry :)
this one is aсtually about me :) :
Cynyx wrote: and explosive barrel in my face consumn HP too ... i have catched them sometimes but not all :)
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Cynyx wrote:
F1r3 wrote:
Cynyx wrote:is it his cock we can see? wtf ?
lol I didn't even notice, where are you looking? :scared: :cry:
My imagination perhaps... or a cellular phone. :-P
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Cynyx wrote:new work, new cow f*kers so .......... more beers .... totaly drunk :) :beer:
I don't know if it's the real aim of this thread but it make me laughing :rofl:
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DHR_000x wrote:French clan?? There should be a "Mixed" category :aha:
federalic wrote:i dont want to be a gay :scared:
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Cynyx wrote:Yesterday, i played on DMK server and i have seen the new Blood§ucker§ triplebox map.

I have seen on this map a texture with some greetings :

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I think it's E=mc² clan who has been cited...
E=mc² clan is begining to be known ... I proud of that. So I encouraged all of you to play more on B§ server when you have time.
OwG wrote:It's great, we are respected now.

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i loled at this one:
federalic wrote:I dislike ppl who do things like girls during menstruation: yes-no-yes-no-yes-no.
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Rhy wrote:Fucking happy, went away with work with abotu 50 people.. i hate people!!! im happy to be back home behind my computer .. :)
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DARKIUSMAXIMUS wrote:
LyRiC@L_g wrote:
KIO wrote:Lol... "I love my PC!!!"
for the porn? :rofl:
:rofl: wait till uve been married 13 years then ull love your porn :aha:
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federalic wrote:
Reign wrote:cynyx wears pinkshoes
Hmmm, fun opinion Reign.
But this idea isn`t ur original one...
I`m spy...
In tsgk only was a poll about siris0 wears pink thongs...
But, why not...Cynyx is true?
I wear ping jeans sometimes :lol:
Who wears some more pink things.
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a quote from TSGK Forum
Killa/PPV_TSGK wrote: Why people leave when i start to kill 'em on score ?
Why people always say im a cheater ?
Why people leave when i made big score ?
Why people dont admit im the best ?
Why people try to beat me ?
Why people never beat me ?
Why people are afraid of me ?
Why people are hunting on me ?
Why people try where all others have failed ??
Why people try to follow me ?? Im too fast !!!
Why I'm not first on scoreboard ?
Why I'm always 1st everywhere i go ?

When i come : Server is owned,Server is down,Server is mine...
Even players called "pro" can't get me.
Im the only one to did something like this ! http://forum.tsgk.com/viewtopic.php?t=884
Give me noobs once again,ill double the score.

I don't know what "loose" means
I even don't know whats "second" means
And I even don't know whats "be under the 1st place" is.
I feel like a god each time i come.
I dont know what defeat is.
I don't know what "better than me" is.
I always win,you always loose...
You are all under my feet
Just because im me.
Just because im best.
Source : http://forum.tsgk.com/viewtopic.php?p=47140#47140 (Too bad the topic is locked ...)
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DARKIUSMAXIMUS wrote:lmao what animals do u ride/ mount :rofl:!
in the highlands some people ride sheep :D
:D
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KOMBATIUSMAXIMUS wrote:---FEAR THE DARKIUS`S TATTIE :aha:
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a must one rofl :
DARKIUSMAXIMUS wrote:there is also a program that if u fart in to the mic :cry: it will tell u what u had for lunch :rolleyes:
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KIO wrote:It looks like an arrow-pointed cock to me.. but nevermind..

They are called "Play with heart"... But with this symbol, it can be seen as "Play with balls"...
Cynyx wrote:the last KIO's sentence should be in the epic quote ...
KIO wrote:Really?:) Oh, thank you. I want to thank my mother and my father for making it possible to recieve this award today. I want to say that peace in the world has to be stopped and war must be started... or is it the other way around... oh well, I thank the Academy for this prize... lol.. too late at night - bullshit time.. :zombie:
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ahaha, i love players that im finding on servers past days:

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[el] ๖ۣۜNέx[t] :  omg not u again
[el] ๖ۣۜNέx[t] left the game (Disconnect by user.)
This evening i saw near 10 players saying i hax, and one of them wanted to come here to post about it :metal:
i cant wait to read his post)))
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OMG not u again this has happend on a server when i was playing 1 vs 1 and fed joined the other guy said.. OH no u dont and left :rofl:
if u can remember Fed before i joined the clan i asked u if u hacked :rofl:
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DHR_000x wrote:My two penises are crossed too!!
GOOD LUCK :D
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KIO wrote:IRN BRU costs something like 1.50 a bottle... go buy it lol:)

EDIT:
I think that Haxor list should be updated, coz something seems wrong here...
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F1r3 wrote:
PiStOlGee wrote: shut up u pussy, take your head out of cynyx s ass man
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Roundup wrote:
F1r3 wrote:
PiStOlGee wrote: shut up u pussy, take your head out of cynyx s ass man
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LOL I RULE :-P
TAKE HOME WHAT U KILL
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8 THINGS A GIRL SHOULD SAY TO A GUY-


1 - i'M BORED LETS SHAVE MY PUSSY

2 - ARE YOU SURE YOU VE HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK?

3 - THAT FART WAS GREAT, PLEASE DO ANOTHER ONE

4 - OF COURSE I SWALLOW I LOVE IT

5 - NO THATS OK, YOU DRINK BEER AND SMOKE JOINTS AND WATCH PORN WHILE I DO TRHE WASHING UP

6 - JUST FOR A CHANGE WHY DONT YOU PUT IT INTO MY ASS?

7 - HOW ABOUT YOU GET THAT GIRL FROM WORK TO JOIN US

8 - MARRIAGE ??? FUCK THAT CARRY ON

SADLY, CARLSBERG DONT DO GIRLFRIEND BUT THIALAND DOES :metal: :metal: :metal:
TAKE HOME WHAT U KILL
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Epic quotes

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DARKIUSMAXIMUS wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
+1 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :pray: :pray:
LISTEN FOR THE BEEP ...BEEP....BEEP]
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so thats what you are dreaming about?

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:zombie: :rofl: :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :metal:
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DHR_000x wrote:so thats what you are dreaming about?

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:zombie: :rofl: :rofl:
dhr do u pluck your eyebrows ???? :rabbit:
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DARKIUSMAXIMUS wrote:
WTF do u mean yes u darkius it was fire that posted about u being a cock not me but since u mention it yes am i sick of ur pisstakeing too and its not just me and fire ffs man just play the game without insulting 1 person it would be nice.
ive been nothing but nice to u but u still disrespect me anychance u get :dunno: .
so bringing my name into ur argument with fire speaks for its self .
ffs lets all just get along and stop acting like knobs :cranky:
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PiStOlGee wrote: i missed half life but im back to get pawned some more. :)
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Cynyx wrote:
PiStOlGee wrote: i missed half life but im back to get pawned some more. :)
lol :metal: :metal: damit let the truth be known
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Cynyx wrote:but DHR is a noob ... no?
DHR_000x wrote:Cynyx, if i am a noob, you are it also, because we started to play at the same time, 6 months ago hehe 8-)
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Cynyx wrote:
hi and welcome here.
Liberator wrote:
ive joined the e=mc2 troop because your
Thanks for ur interrest but : E=mc² clan has some application rules (mean you can ASK to join our clan, but u are not allowed to join it without our agreement).
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QOTD: O2 Broadband Usage policy:"...you can download as much as you like, but not more than 100GB per month..."
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